Buddy's Butler

April 6 2011

I know many of you are wondering if I'm going to make it to the reading on May 21st.

I hate to disappoint but the answer is 'NO'. I will, however, be there in spirit.

I don't get out much these days. I like to stay at home in my luxury flat and have my butler attend to all my needs.

All old people should have it so good. Seriously.  I get all the milk products I want and fancy tins of gourmet foods accented with canned pumpkin (which I LOVE - and it's an excellent digestive) and some fancy magic elixir which comes in a bottle and Anne squirts on my food. Another digestive aid. Now that I'm a senior I have gotten fussy when it comes to dietary matters…

  ...sometimes I just want to sleep in the sun... or meditate on oneness... OM Baby OM